You’ve probably heard them- or worse still- used them all, but some chat up lines are just too awful to be true. But they are and they’ve all be used before. Most likely without much success. Here are some absolute corkers if you want to chat up someone in the wrong way. Though, having said that, we sincerely hope you don’t. Just be yourself and talk as if you were taking to your best mate. Who know’s you might get a second date.
There’s no chance of a second date if you use these chat up lines.
1- Come back to mine. It’ll be so good, my neighbours will be lighting up a cigarette afterwards.
2- I’m going to have to put you on my to-do list.
3- Why not surprise your roommate and not go home tonight?
4- You’re the next contestant in the game of love.
5- Are you wanting to meet a charming, handsome man, or will I do?
6- My friend wants your phone number so he can get hold of me tomorrow morning.
7- You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all night.
8- Is that a space skirt, cost your bum is out of this world.
9- Can you give me directions…to your bedroom?
10- I think you’ve just dropped something. My jaw.
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